“Is making out a standard action?”

— Ranger, having been reunited with his boyfriend mid-battle (via outofcontextdnd)

isitweirdifindcartoonshot:

I guess the spamdroids are using Kik now. I tried to have a little fun with her. She sent these same messages the day before, but i deleted it. The last line in that chat was me saying “what do you know of the robot uprising.” That explains her R2D2 line. BEWARE THE MACHINES ARE ACHIEVING SENTIENCE.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chase-me-charlie:

Here, have some Friesians.

COME BACK, LET ME HUG YOU ALL

morningmusume:

i really like doing a “cum in my mouth” face tbh